Frankenwrist

[lacyunderall]

Being old-school semi-formal about certain things (church, flying, the doctor's office), I make an attempt to curtail the cussing and dress appropriately when attending one of these "events," out of a sense of respect and because well, I was raised right (in that aspect). So I carefully chose my clothes this morning and paid careful attention to my make-up in preparation for the orthopedist's office visit where I had my cast removed by a nurse. I met with the doctor (who is SUPER nice) and he showed me my x-rays and oohed over how well it has healed. And then he gently grasped my hand and said, "You'll want to start exercising it like this..." and *twisted* it...

Me: MOTHERFUCKER SHIT BALLS!
Him: Haahahahahaaahahaaa!!!
Me: Oh my God, I'm sorry. I was gonna keep it classy.

I am not unlike Princess Diana.

Comments

[tinywarrior.livejournal.com]

And now the question of where to get one of Zach's awesome vagina tattoos has been finally and definitely answered. Amen.

(Good stuff has been happening here, Frankenwrist! I'll email you later and dish!)

[lacyunderall.livejournal.com]

oooooooooooooo!!!

[lian-croftshaw.livejournal.com]

Frankenwrist!! Sweet!

[lacyunderall.livejournal.com]

it looks like a sloppy suicide attempt.

[dougiefelchtone.livejournal.com]

You can tell people you got that scar in a knife fight in Tiajuana.

[lacyunderall.livejournal.com]

that's the best one yet, and a keeper. thanks, dougie!

[dougiefelchtone.livejournal.com]

Who doesn't love a good "I got this scar in a knife fight in Tiajuana" story?



No one, that's who.

[candyctdrebar.livejournal.com]

FREEEEEDDDDOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[lacyunderall.livejournal.com]

thanks for making me think of mel gibson. ugh.

[bubblemonkey.livejournal.com]

Now you can use that wrist to cock punch the cat that tripped you. Or maybe you want to wait until the wrist is a little stronger before you do that.

[lacyunderall.livejournal.com]

i'll wait till i'm stronger and punch all of them. see, allan won't tell me which one it was, and i've blocked the actual fall out of my head.

[grendel-macg.livejournal.com]

hmmm.. mother is a classy term for a mom?

[lolliejean.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha! I love you!

[lacyunderall.livejournal.com]

hee...ditto!!