Okay, so it's totally not P.C. Don't care. Still hilarious. Dave and I run this one on each other all the time, from Blazing Saddles:
Taggart : I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr : You do?
Taggart : We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr : "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart : Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a hootin' and a hollerin' and whompin' and a whampin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr : You spare the women?
Taggart : Naw. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr : Marvelous.
Taggart : I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr : You do?
Taggart : We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr : "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart : Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a hootin' and a hollerin' and whompin' and a whampin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr : You spare the women?
Taggart : Naw. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr : Marvelous.