finally!

All these years, hearing about people ALL OVER THE WORLD becoming millionaires, and me, sitting by and getting NOTHING. Finally, my proverbial prince has come. It's not Nigeria, but Burkina Faso, which is way nicer, so you shut up with your jealousy.

FUCK ALL Y'ALL. I'm finna be rich. I'm emailing right now for further informati.

( Next of kin. )

i hate my life

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCKKKK. I've been dealing with this problem on and off for YEARS now. I'm trying to change the fine art thumbnail images on my website to have a "hover" effect, where the thumb changes to a medium-sized image. If you click on the medium-sized image, you get a large image. That's it. That's all.

I've tried javascript, I've tried CSS. I've tried Dynamic something FUCK YOU. I've tried scripts from Stu Nichols, who's supposed to be some sort of CSS God. I've tried random scripts from people who claim to have it nailed. Either the thumbnails get splayed out all over the page, there's a weird double thumbnail, one stacked on top of the other, I can't get the on-click image to match my medium sizing so there're jagged edges throughout the image. It should not be this fucking hard.

Does anybody know of a nice-looking thumbnail display thingie that will do what I want? That I can plug into Dreamweaver for my Fine Art page? I'm trying to make it more professional, streamlined, easier to FUCKING NAVIGATE OHMYGODIHATECODE.

I just want everything in a line, row after row of snazzy little thumbnails, where you hover over it and get a slightly larger image and if you want large, you click for large. I see it everywhere! But I can't do it.

I HAVE RETARDED!

Wayne Brady is going to have to smack a bitch.