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So get this. I went to my local grocery store just now for some eggs, because while I have bacon I have no eggs and said situation just will not stand. I got up to the register with my 18-pack (shut up, I like eggs) and it was $3.88! Almost four fucking dollars for EGGS. So I said, "Crap, I only brought like two dollars and something...I'll go back and get a dozen." And the cashier lady fished into her own pocket and said, "Nah, let's just do this," and handed me a dollar. And I said, "Holy cow, thank you!"

Say what you will about small towns and the suckage they can contain, that shit don't happen in L.A.