I wish Celebrity Deathmatches were real. I'd wish for:

• Canadian TV's Mike Holmes
  
  
  vs.
  
  Henry Rollins
  
  
  See, Henry's still got a lot of that for-real old school punk rage, but Mike Holmes has non-gym, real-work muscles and I just wouldn't want to cross him. I'd have to take Holmes in this one.

Other suggestions:

( You'll wish you'd thought of them... )