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[lacyunderall]

So, um, yeah...I'm waiting for my 75 year-old neighbor Bob to wake up so he can shut my water valve off because there's a pipe broken under the house and I've been feeding the lake since, what 7:00 p.m. yesterday? Because I kind of figured it was broken again but didn't really register it until midnight, when I crawled into bed and could hear it running under the house into the lake. But when it happened before I wasn't watching Bob shut it off! So I turned on my noisy space heater to cover the noise and went to sleep. Like the time my TV was smoking and the screen went black, but I kept it on for the sound while I worked and it was stinky so I lit incense. And then it caught on fire.