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Okay, okay, so I didn't get some of the facts correct in my post last night. The truth is WAY worse. Read all the way through and check out the video. Unbelievable.
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Here's how we roll in Kansas City, motherfuckers:

[I can't find a link yet, so I'll liberally paraphrase and embellish...because that's close to fact!]

Two cops here pulled over a woman for a weird temporary license. When they ran her driver's license, they found that she had outstanding tickets and warrants, the tickets totaling $4600. She told them that she was on the way to the hospital, because she was three months pregnant and bleeding and thinking she was miscarrying.

Woman Cop: You're only three months pregnant. Have a seat.
Woman Cop (later): So you're bleeding! I'm a woman, too! It's called a period!

10 hours and four pairs of pants later, in jail, the woman started passing large clots. When she was finally taken to the hospital, it was discovered that she had indeed miscarried.

Take that, you pregnant lawbreaker! IT'S CALLED A PERIOD! Take some fucking Midol and shut up.





I wish I had a law license.

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