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Being old-school semi-formal about certain things (church, flying, the doctor's office), I make an attempt to curtail the cussing and dress appropriately when attending one of these "events," out of a sense of respect and because well, I was raised right (in that aspect). So I carefully chose my clothes this morning and paid careful attention to my make-up in preparation for the orthopedist's office visit where I had my cast removed by a nurse. I met with the doctor (who is SUPER nice) and he showed me my x-rays and oohed over how well it has healed. And then he gently grasped my hand and said, "You'll want to start exercising it like this..." and *twisted* it...

Me: MOTHERFUCKER SHIT BALLS!
Him: Haahahahahaaahahaaa!!!
Me: Oh my God, I'm sorry. I was gonna keep it classy.

I am not unlike Princess Diana.

on 2010-08-11 08:47 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] tinywarrior.livejournal.com
And now the question of where to get one of Zach's awesome vagina tattoos has been finally and definitely answered. Amen.

(Good stuff has been happening here, Frankenwrist! I'll email you later and dish!)

on 2010-08-11 08:52 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lacyunderall.livejournal.com
oooooooooooooo!!!

on 2010-08-11 08:52 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lian-croftshaw.livejournal.com
Frankenwrist!! Sweet!

on 2010-08-11 08:53 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lacyunderall.livejournal.com
it looks like a sloppy suicide attempt.

on 2010-08-11 10:16 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] dougiefelchtone.livejournal.com
You can tell people you got that scar in a knife fight in Tiajuana.

on 2010-08-11 11:20 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lacyunderall.livejournal.com
that's the best one yet, and a keeper. thanks, dougie!

on 2010-08-11 11:22 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] dougiefelchtone.livejournal.com
Who doesn't love a good "I got this scar in a knife fight in Tiajuana" story?



No one, that's who.

on 2010-08-11 10:35 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] candyctdrebar.livejournal.com
FREEEEEDDDDOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

on 2010-08-11 11:20 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lacyunderall.livejournal.com
thanks for making me think of mel gibson. ugh.

on 2010-08-11 11:19 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] bubblemonkey.livejournal.com
Now you can use that wrist to cock punch the cat that tripped you. Or maybe you want to wait until the wrist is a little stronger before you do that.

on 2010-08-11 11:21 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lacyunderall.livejournal.com
i'll wait till i'm stronger and punch all of them. see, allan won't tell me which one it was, and i've blocked the actual fall out of my head.

on 2010-08-11 11:24 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] grendel-macg.livejournal.com
hmmm.. mother is a classy term for a mom?

on 2010-08-12 01:19 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lolliejean.livejournal.com
hahahahaha! I love you!

on 2010-08-12 02:34 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lacyunderall.livejournal.com
hee...ditto!!

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