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Jul. 2nd, 2010 10:35 am
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When (and if) the Chef and I get to have our compound in the hill country, [livejournal.com profile] tinywarrior is allowed to have all the chickens she wants there. She calls them, "Friendship Chickens™" which is the best phrase in the history of friendship.

Chickens like this:
(Abominable SnowChicken!)

and this,

but never EVER like this:

genetically-mutated featherless chicken from hell.

p.s.: The chickens will only be loved and relieved of their eggs. NO ROOSTERS! Also, if the Chef ever eyeballs them in a carniverous fashion, there will be words. Harsh words of defense.

on 2010-07-02 04:24 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] dougiefelchtone.livejournal.com
You can have two chicken coops. Fancy lookin at chicken and eatin chickens.

on 2010-07-02 04:28 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lacyunderall.livejournal.com
i would feel too sorry for the eatin chickens! i'd probably rather give him a fancy one after a few years, because at least they'd had fancy lives.

on 2010-07-02 04:59 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jonthedull.livejournal.com
Fancy chickens sound like fun!

on 2010-07-02 05:21 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lacyunderall.livejournal.com
i'm very excited! my chickens will be as fancy or fancier than cate's, but we'll pretend hers are the best.

on 2010-07-03 04:21 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] tinywarrior.livejournal.com
My chickens will be superior in every way. Begin to deal with it now so you won't have to be in chicken-broke-heart therapy later, dude.

on 2010-07-02 05:24 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] panfrieda.livejournal.com
i love the black/white chicken.

on 2010-07-02 05:37 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lacyunderall.livejournal.com
yeah, they're beautiful. i was shocked when she turned me onto the different, gorgeous varieties. i'm pretty sure they don't even poop, they're so glamorous.

on 2010-07-02 05:40 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] panfrieda.livejournal.com
an old creative director of mine recently built this MAGNIFICENT, huge (i mean huge) chicken coop for his back yard. he's been posting pics of it on fb, along with the hens. he did these mug shots of each one, along with their names (which are also fabulous), and i was amazed at the variety. there are some gorgeous ones out there.

on 2010-07-03 04:22 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] tinywarrior.livejournal.com
They shit little crystals that smell like daisies! I'm sure of it!

on 2010-07-03 04:22 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] tinywarrior.livejournal.com
Friendship Chickens are the new black. And we will have the coolest chickens EVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Yay!

on 2010-07-03 06:58 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jourdannex.livejournal.com
I have 4 hens...one is actually exactly like the pic of the first one, a white silkie..named Baby June after Gypsy Rose Lee's daughter. I have one golden bantam hen named Heloise and 2 Mille Fleur Cochins named Buttercup and Marigold because...well they just needed to be :)

And they are SO ADORABLE. I need to have pics of them here..but I so love having cuddly little hens.

I just re-read this and I am so weird.

But I love my little old lady hens, they are awesome and they come when you call them.

on 2010-07-03 07:06 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jourdannex.livejournal.com
OMG let me try this again (adding pics in here)

This is a picture of the silkie and mille fleurs (the milles are still babies and have not gotten all their colour)



and their breeder is this wonderful woman who is also breeding a colour called Lemon Blue and they are gorgeous,this is one of hers:

on 2010-07-04 12:19 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lacyunderall.livejournal.com
these are the most beautiful hens and i am very jealous. someday, we'll be those crazy old broads who put up pictures for each other everyday, and tell each other the cute things they've gotten up to.

on 2010-07-04 02:39 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] skajester.livejournal.com
No roosters? Hoping for immaculate conception?

on 2010-07-04 12:17 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lacyunderall.livejournal.com
hens don't need roosters to lay eggs, only to have them fertilized! they send chicks through the immaculate mail now. it's all very exciting.

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