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~I've never seen "Late Night with Conan O'Brien."
~I haven't watched "The Late Show" since before Johnny Carson left it.
~I've never watched "24." The thing with all these shows is: I just don't care.
~I've only eaten at a Taco Bell once, and swore I'd never do it again.
~One of my favorite disgusting food pigouts is Chef Boy ArDee ravioli with Velveeta melted on top, though I haven't had it in years.
~So far, I've made four grown-ups cry just with my mean mean words. Three of whom were men.
~During a fight, I elbowed a guy so hard in the stomach he was taken to the hospital; the cops let me go because it was self-defense. But it wasn't.
~I once told a School of the Art Institute of Chicago art teacher, "Go fuck yourself, poseur."
~I sincerely love bubble baths and making soap bubble mustaches and mohawks on myself.
~I've shaved my head twice.
~Humane Society commercials make me cry. As does the National Anthem. Especially at the Olympics.
~I used to be allergic to mango, but I'm not anymore. Same thing with kiwi.
~My wisdom teeth never came in. They're in there, they're just shy.
~I can forge anyone's signature.
~I once drew the State Seal of Illinois by hand for a fake driver's license for myself; it passed everywhere (I was 18).
~I've driven just about every manual transmission there is, except for an 18-wheeler.
~When I was 9 (?) I made a giant pink cock out of Play-Doh and stuck sea shells in it for an art project. It got displayed in a glass case in my elementary school. No one knew it was a cock.

Interesting.

on 2010-01-13 07:06 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jonthedull.livejournal.com
Impressive list.

- Once Johnny Carson left the Tonight Show, I sort of lost interest. Jay was OK, but Letterman was usually better.
- I used to enjoy Late Night with Conan O'Brien
- I've never watched most popular TV series or movies
- I never ate at Taco Bell
- I made 2 people cry at work with mean words. One time I didn't mean that to happen, the other time I didn't care. They were both women though. Not that women are weak, but I work with like 90%+ women so it's just odds
- I once made a college professor annoyed enough that he stopped the lesson and basically personally lectured me personally on why I was wrong.
- I never made a cock or vagina or any sexual organ as an art project.
- I can't even make my OWN signature look the same each time I write it. Therefore I can't even forge my own name.
- Hand drawing part of a fake ID is very impressive!

on 2010-01-13 08:57 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] thalen.livejournal.com
~So far, I've made four grown-ups cry just with my mean mean words. Three of whom were men.
~During a fight, I elbowed a guy so hard in the stomach he was taken to the hospital; the cops let me go because it was self-defense. But it wasn't.
~I once told a School of the Art Institute of Chicago art teacher, "Go fuck yourself, poseur."
~I've shaved my head twice.
~Humane Society commercials make me cry. As does the National Anthem. Especially at the Olympics.
~I can forge anyone's signature.
~I once drew the State Seal of Illinois by hand for a fake driver's license for myself; it passed everywhere (I was 18).
~I've driven just about every manual transmission there is, except for an 18-wheeler.
~When I was 9 (?) I made a giant pink cock out of Play-Doh and stuck sea shells in it for an art project. It got displayed in a glass case in my elementary school. No one knew it was a cock.


Wow..You're like 3 hookers/hobos shy of a serial killer's profile.

I'm glad we're friends.

on 2010-02-12 04:58 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] the-lucky-nun.livejournal.com
you and I should take 18-wheeler driving lessons sometime.

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